Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
Anonim napisał(a): imagine a dragon who hoarded librarians and every so often knights come to rescue them and the librarians get very upset because the dragon is quiet and reshelves everything neatly and the knights are Very Annoying
can I just
This is wonderful, assuming the dragon also shelves things correctly. Lord knows that the knights wouldn’t.
I am getting seriously into this whole dragon hoard thing. It’s always so darn cute.
"It is a mass on the wall between my sinus and cerebrum. If it pushes into my brain, statistically there is about a zero chance of survival."
"…I don’t accept that."